NonVege Jokes

1. Ek Din Santa Mele me Gaya.
Wahan 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Line ke Aage Likha Tha "Dekhne ke 20/- Rs."
Dusri Linke ke Aage Likha Tha "Karne ke 10/- Rs."
Santa Ne Karne ki Ticket Le Li.
Ander usko Karne ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi.
Santa Ne Paise Wasulne ke Liye Bakri ki Le Li.

Next Day, Santa ne Dekhne ki Ticket Li.
Santa Ne Aage wale Admi Ko Pucha -
Santa : "Kyu Bhai, Ye Kya Dikhayege?"
Admi : "Aaj ka To Pata Nahi, Kal Ek Sardar Ko Bakri Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya Tha!!!".
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Bechara Santa!!!

2.
Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“


3.
Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
    Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
    Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
    Mausam: “Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
    Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
    Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
    Mausam: “Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho?”
    Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“